Jon Snow Rises. Davos Stares. Melisandre gets her groove back. Tormund is not impressed by the size of Jon Snow’s package. Ned is back with his head and Howland Reed! Tommen gets played. Grand Maester Pycelle farts. Qybern makes some friends. Danneries goes to the Dothraki Palm Springs. Arya kicks some ass. Rickon comes back. Some more Northern Lords turn out to have Asshole sons. Tyrion drinks. Olly, Alliser Thorn, Bowen Marsh, and Othell Yarwyck hang out. All this and some speculation and a couple of major spoilers.